0 an actual conversation steven and i just had when i told him i now have an ability to do laundry

s: but it's not like you have that much since you don't wear underwear.

o: excuse me?

s: well, you don't wear underwear... wait, do you?

o: um... yeah.

s: like every day?

o: yeah, mostly.

s: oh, i didn't know that.

o: huh... WAIT.

s: yeah?

o: how long have you been assuming i don't wear underwear?

s: since chicago. AT LEAST.

o: like 2012 chicago or 2007 chicago?

s: 2007 chicago, definitely.