in the last month, multiple people have said, but when are you going to write anything on melania? we are waiting for you to write something on melania!
ok, so like four people said this. but still. four people are waiting on me to write something on melania.
and i said no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. i do not want this.
which means, but of course, that in the midst of thinking really really hard and trying to wrench words from my brain about something altogether else which is nonetheless slightly related, my antenna are attuned and i keep stumbling over stuff about melania.
inevitably, therefore, today: