0 in celebration of garebear's 69th birthday... awkward family photos, circa 1996 (? 1997?)

i do not know why we did this. all's i know is that it looks like someone among us was preparing to run for office and we were uncertain precisely who. (also, I CANNOT OVER-EXAGGERATE how much time i devoted to getting that one side of my hair to flip under like the other and IT NEVER WOULD.)