02 September 2013

0 august: a revue (of the month we apparently weren't all that quotable, like even slightly)

'their negative feedback sounds like positive american feedback.'

'that’s why i’m afraid to call her. because my hopes are already up because of what the internet told me!'

'please let this be some sign of labor, and not just boring sinus drainage!'

'this generation is raising an army of tiny horrible people, i can tell you that!'

"i actually stretched this morning which never ever happens."

'i am very all-over-emotions about this.'

'the rest of them were “almond milk families”. i did my best to make my gigantic eyeroll only inside my heart, but some of it may have snuck out.'

'ready your heart, my dear! ready your heart!'

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