1 imaginary meals with lindear

(a possibly monthly series featuring the meals i would feed lindear were she to come to town)

#1
blackcurrent ribena.

so, the thing you need to know about this is that it is not straight-up juice. mind you, it's totally rocking (if not maybe a wee bit INTENSE... srsly, i think the enamel was eroded off my teeth) if you drink it like straight-up juice. but, upon drinking it like straight-up juice and then reading the directions, i realized it was meant to be drunk one part juice to FOUR PARTS WATER. oops.

#2

what we're going to call 'onion balls' because i can't remember their real name.

if falafel is a grown-up yuppie version of the hushpuppy, then onion balls are an indian, healthier version of falafel. which, well, YUM.

#3

dahl soup (which doesn't photograph well so MORE ONION BALLS!)

this one seems pretty self-evident. dahl, in soup form.

#4

ice cream roll.

fun fact #1: ice cream can be purchased in bricks. 

i have no fun fact #2. except that it can also be purchased in rolls with raspberry swirls and a sponge cake casing.