09 August 2012

5 august: to do

scan all the jackie magazines.
add 3,000 words to the sex toboggans.
write a sports-centric satire of 50 shades of grey.

5 comments:

Linda said...

Number three has me intrigued! Will it include phrases like...

"and then he hit a grand slam in my pants"
or
"we went back to my place for some home field advantage"
or
"it was a wild night of two points and three assists"
or
"I've occasionally been accused of roughing the passer"
or
"I'm into going offsides"
or
"and then he went fourth down on me"
or
"he made a play straight into my end zone"
or
"bump and run" (this one is funny all by itself)
or
"we made the beast with two full backs"

oline said...

um... now it will! thanks, barnett.

Meggie said...

Oh my...

jmillewitz said...

Holy Crap! that is so party radical writing, dude!

oline said...

holy crap, i think i just peed a little reading that.