oline: robert pattison's tabloid nickname
lindear: I do not understand this at all.
oline: ha this is my your ehghhredard girl. he plays a vampire in twilight and when vampires get in sun they sparkle like diamonds. evidence attached.
lindear: When vampires get in the sun, they look like a Lisa Frank illustration???! AND. it is Ermahgerd. As in “Oh my god” phf.
oline: yes. twilight is like the trapper keepers of our childhood come to life. and you needed to EXPLAIN, barnett. no way am i gonna get "oh my god" out of "ermahgerd" by myself.
ps. the 90s were so weird and it will likely come as no surprise that i had a folder emblazoned with the last one...