12 April 2012

4 the ro(faux?)mance

kim kardashian and kanye. (“kimye” if you’re into portmanteau.)
this all went down last thursday. in, like, the blink of an eye. it promptly bulldozed into my google reader and has yielded an unrelenting deluge ever since so- in case you blinked or were away for easter weekend actually living your life- let’s take a look at the epicness that has been unfolding.
(sidenote: i resent the fact that i find myself wanting to write about kim kardashian and am annoyed that she keeps handing me these situations tailor-made for thoughtful undergraduate investigation in General Celebrity Studies 101. oh, and on a technical note, in the interest of brevity i’ve resisted the urge to cushion every.single.word with an “allegedly” so, though that’s absent here, know that allegedness is implicit throughout. as you were…)
game on. for real.
we know it’s for real because he has written a song about her entitled “theraflu” and in rap, fyi, references to influenza remedies = TRUE LOVE. Continue reading 


Megan said...

Classic case of Famewhores meeting and making evil plots.

Now, did you read about how Princess Di was supposed to be in The Bodyguard 2?

oline said...

wait. is that being treated as new news now too? it's like everything we knew in 1997 is being presented now as something we never knew!

Megan said...

Yes, Kevin Costner is riding the Whitney Houston Death PR Train and bringing up all of this.

Also, seriously... What is going on with Sean Penn's hair? Weave or toupee?

oline said...

which is EXACTLY what he did on the princess diana death pr train. oh costner.