23 March 2012

2 the transcript


oline: bonjour!

debo: ... bonjour! salut! bonne journée!

oline: you're not supposed to say them all!............... anyway, BONJOUR! comment vouple... crap, i forgot... hang on... what was it? wait... i got it... comment vous appelez vous?

debo: tres bien! oops... that's not what you asked me... hold on... it's... wait... je m'appelle debo... no, wait. i don't want to be debo. in paris, i am DEBORAH ... je m'appelle DEBORAH.............................................................................. et tu?

oline: je m'appelle oline...................... comment allez-vous? 

debo: tres bien! comme ce, comme ca! 

oline: but you can't be very good and so-so at the same time!

debo: i can be whatever i want! .... et tu? 

oline: oui!  i too can be whatever i want. 

debo: no, no, geez. stop being your father. et tu, comment allez-vous? 

oline: tres bien! 

debo: i think the french people will appreciate that we have taken the time to learn their language. 

oline: mon dieu! 

2 comments:

Linda said...

how have you and your mother not yet put out a "how to speak french" video?

oline said...

we do not know what the future holds...