f/m/k: santa. george bailey. tiny tim.
"I hate that you dragged Tiny Tim into this. I know I agreed to it, but I’m just having serious problems wrapping my head around fucking him, but you CANNOT KILL TINY TIM. I mean, you definitely cannot kill Santa, though. But marrying Santa would mean being Mrs. Claus. [...] You’d have to be a sexy Halloween costume forever! [...] Meanwhile, marrying Tiny Tim would mean a life of extravagant, Victorian misery."