06 May 2011

6 the naked lady bar


"let's talk about religion 
instead of barbecue, 
because that's 
less controversial."

6 comments:

Osutein said...

Between Southerners, everything is less controversial than BBQ.

oline said...

obviously you people of lesser bbqs would think that.

Osutein said...

Y'know, I thought I was being gracious, calling the gristle with ketchup you people eat the undeserved name "BBQ," but I take it back now!

oline said...

yeah, there's just really no way to be gracious about the dishwashing fluid to which you carolinians apply the word.

Osutein said...

Oh, bless your heart.

God, even if we'd won the Civil War, the CSA would have fractured violently over BBQ within a matter of months. A society, politics, and economy based on one of the greatest crimes against humanity ever committed? Cake. Different BBQ bases? Death.

oline said...

i just realized i should be nice to you since you hold the keys to mordor. forgive me, i was being indecent.

and yes, the confederacy was doomed. a house divided by bbq cannot stand.