2 dear melissa auf der maur,

i love you.

there was a time when

-thanks to your angelic musical stylings 

in the background of "heaven tonight"-

i totally wanted to be you.

with your curly red hair and your bass 

and your backup singing.

when i was a senior in high school wearing tapered leg jeans

and dating a gay man,

you were my ideal version of the me i wanted to be.

sadly, you are now my nightmare.

let's break this down:

romper? check.

tights w/ romper? check.

glovelettes? check.

scarf worn as a veil? check.

omg, melissa auf der maur.

it's as though none of your clothes 

can decide what they want to do.

dear melissa auf der maur,

you are standing next to courtney love 

and you look like the train wreck.

please note: that is never good.

love,

o.