[trans.: We didn't have any school today! It was cool.
I've begun to read Rose. It's cool.
XXXXXX XXXXXX put in the school newspaper
"XXXXXX XXXXXX luvs XXXXX's legs"
If I were XXXXX, I'd kill him.
She called me up and asked for advice on how to handle XXXXXX.
I asked her why she was asking me.
She said because I knew about those sort of things.
Although it's entirely untrue I found that rather flattering.]