31 October 2010

0 p.s.

weenery



"your rapier just wacked me in the ass."

"my entire future dating caeer relies upon my continuing to smoke."

"caroline's sword is the most fun ever."

"it's like he's a mime in front and a painter in back."

"wait... let me guess... puss in boots?"

"caroline, tell me how much you like my box."

"bring it, texas."

"if i'm not out here, i'm welding."

"i was getting positive feedback from catwoman. that's all i'm saying."

"i both loved and hated that party. well, you know that. i spent most of it with you."

"you are like meta times thomas pynchon."

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