13 March 2010
4 the gold lamé pantsuit
so, my dear friends, what we have here is a glorious image of my dear croftie standing on the fancy floor of macy's holding aloft a designer gold lamé pantsuit.
let's break that down.
three words that still don't convey the glory. i think you need context.
imagine you are walking the fancy floor of macy's, hushed among the marc jacobs and nanette lepores, when suddenly from on high a flash of gold beckons you.
reverently, you approach. gently, you hold it aloft from the rack and BAM!
obviously in the women's department. unfortunately priced at $495.99. inexplicably sized for jason segel.