05 February 2010

9 thoughts upon a first visit to omaha

my chest is not the flattest place on earth.

9 comments:

Meggie said...

Nope. That would be Keira Knightley's chest...

oline said...

ah yes, how could i forget about good ole keira. but i would actually argue omaha is flatter than her.

Les Savy Ferd said...

i thought omaha was a fictional place.

oline said...

nope. it's real. and apparently boasts the largest indoor rain forest in the world. if you're into that kind of thing...

Amy said...

You are ridiculous! Love you!

oline said...

yes i am. and i'm pretty sure that's WHY you love me!

s.h.e. said...

so, what geographic region does represent your chest? the rolling hills of middle TN, perhaps? while they're not mountains, i don't remember them being molehills either. but, then again, i've never been a boob-man.

oline said...

hmm... i don't know that i want to promote anyone else dwelling that intimately upon the contours of my chestal area.

s.h.e. said...

fair enough. i suppose it's a safe assumption to go with that you're not as flat as omaha, and that not all men are as hung as florida.