a lovely springy green skirt.
i had some reservations, but The Family was out and i was all devil-may-care. i thought i could pull it off.
i rationalized that even if it wasn't exactly "professional," it most certainly wasn't "unprofessional."
of course it wasn't until i was actually in the building that i realized my lovely springy skirt sported a back slit that made my ass look like a refugee from a sir mix a lot music video.