27 May 2009

40 what huh?

40 comments:

Meggie said...

Is she wearing a Muppet?

oline said...

yes, my dear. yes, she is.

Meggie said...

So, let's see... We have a Muppet, the shoes are courtesy of "Gladiator"...

What other movies/tv shows is she emulating?

Les Savy Ferd said...

HAWT. j/k. I'm a Blair man. I mean a Croftie man! I mean a doghouse man.

oline said...

glitter? showgirls?

and yeah dougo, remember she's 12. blair is much more age appropriate.

Meggie said...

I'm thinking more Cher meets Muppets meets Gladiator meets Bette Midler...

oline said...

bravo.

and she's totally giving eyeliner a bad name.

Meggie said...

Yeah but isn't that more expected now?

In the face, she is kinda doing the whole drugged out Courtney Love thing. And she is trying to be a rock star now...

Plus, isn't she usually the one that is drunk?

oline said...

all i've ever heard is about her mother scolding her over caloric drinks.

and we haven't even mentioned the (velveteen? plush? wildebeest?) vest...

Meggie said...

That was where I was getting a 1970s Cher vibe from...

oline said...

oh if i could turn back time.

Meggie said...

With rose tattoos on your butt...

Les Savy Ferd said...

well, if you are gonna get a rose tattoo, survey says: ass.

oline said...

topped off with a hi-cut bathing suit and fishnets.

Meggie said...

If I remember that video correctly, there was no bathing suit.

It was a fishnet body stocking and a leather jacket...

oline said...

i thought there was something covering the lady bits. something that has made me always associate black swimsuits with cher.

Meggie said...

I'm googling. Check your email in 5 minutes. Or I might just post the link in here.

Meggie said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Could_Turn_Back_Time

I wouldn't necessarily call it a bathing suit even though Wikipedia does. It looks more like the Borat bathing suit.

oline said...

so did cher pioneer the borat bathing costume?

Meggie said...

Oh God... Is Cher to blame for Borat?

Les Savy Ferd said...

do you beLIIEEEEEVE...

oline said...

oh, the soundtrack of steven's coming out...

seriously, it feels like that whole era of my life was just one big album-long music video.

Meggie said...

Our relationship was/is sponsored by Madonna "The Immaculate Collection"

oline said...

Our Song came up on eF's ipod this weekend and i heaved a little "ah, meggie" sign.

oline said...

sigh. we don't have a sign.

oline said...

shit. "i saw the sign" will now be in my head for the remainder of the day.

Meggie said...

Ooh Ace of base!!! I actually just got rid of the CD about a year ago when I was cleaning out my old CD collection.

oline said...

you had that on cd?! i only had the cassingle. i was so behind the times.

Meggie said...

I had the entire CD. I loved them. There were 3 or 4 songs off that CD I had.

Ooh, Aqua (Barbie Girl) is coming out with a new CD too. LOL.

Now if I can only have the NSYNC reunion of my dreams...

oline said...

who is barbie girl? the voice of barbie from barbie and the rockers???

Meggie said...

No, that crazy annoying song from probably junior year... I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world. Life's fantastic when you're in plastic. You can fix my hair, undress me anywhere..."

oline said...

dude, i don't remember that at all. of course, junior year was during my rebecca st. james period so i was still several months away from discovering Real Music.

and speaking of S- did you hear natalie d. is knocked up?

Meggie said...

Poor baby about to brought into this world.

I just don't know what happened to her. We literally grew up together from day 1. She used to be sweet.

oline said...

and then she dated steven (oh, snap!)

Les Savy Ferd said...

I feel that life would be rather unfantastic is we were plastic. all the squeaking and being so light that wind pushes you around. And we'd be even more bad for the environment than we already are. Also, not really alive.

oline said...

i'm trying to think of a snazzy way to bring that back around to poor little j here, but i can't.

i miss chuck bass.

Meggie said...

Are you saying that Steven turns women into bitches?

I would argue with that because you aren't a bitch. And there are other girls in our grade that turned into bitches and never dated Steven...

So, is it correlation or causation?

oline said...

ok, ok. maybe she just sang the "i'm proud of you" song so much she turned against herself.

Meggie said...

I think she was on drugs...

oline said...

uppers, clearly.