tomorrow morning will be the End of Days. -11 degrees is forecast for 8am! that's not even cold anymore... I mean atoms have to actually be able to move and stuff in order for instruments to measure heat, right? my updated cold rankings list42 chilly36 pretty cold30 cold22 goddam cold18 really goddam cold12 ouch my face9 ouch my balls4 time to crawl into a tauntaun1 really goddam fucking cold-5 the world is spiked on a nightmare so cold its hard to imagine-7 you went outside!? Why!?-11 (incapable of thought let alone speech)
o where is my tuantaun?
Ok, so it isn't just us? The high on Thursday is supposed to be like 20. Although one of my friends in Alaska said it was around -24 yesterday. Eek!
H.P. Lovecraft can't even describe the horror that is waiting for the bus in -11 degree weather.
/requests Sensei to make the tauntaun noise
isn't a blizzard supposed to be a once an eon thing? it is frightful to hear the weatherpeoples bandying the term about so liberally.
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