wax hitler, wax-off hitler
i feel that if i were a truly nice person, i wouldn't get such a kick out of hitler humor.
This all stems from the infamously adorable Hitler joke.
i blame mel brooks.
Hitler on ice?
well, as you know, i'm a fan of mustaches. And how many people in history can be conjured up by a iconic 'stache? Hitler, Flanders, Sam Elliot, Eugene Hutz, Salvador Dali...
OH SAM ELLIOT. i would run away with sam elliot. not because of the 'stache but because of the voice and because of gettysburg. if he were in uniform and sang something in that voice while twirling his 'stache (and i realize that's a lot of contingencies), i would melt and run away with him, even though it's kind of gross to think about because he's like 50 years older than me. my new question is what does it say about me that i harbor fantasies about 2/5ths of your list? and how could you forget selleck? didn't he invent the 'stache?
I Did forget selleck, however my ellipsis left the list open for further addenda. so......Tom Selleck...
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