well, women are required to to cook, clean, and tend to their menfolk's needs such as making sure all of his shirts have properly starched and pressed--all this while occasionally birthing his heirs. for example:"Honey, I'm sorry that dinner was 15 minutes late, but I'm sort of going into labor here.""Sally, I don't want to hear it."
that's not a woman, piratO. that's a wench.i vacuumed and made cupcakes. what other needs could a man possibly have?
just wait til your mother starts talking to you about sex. she's probably going to tell you to fake your orgasms.
surely, surely if my mum were going to talk to me about sex, she would've done so already. because surely by the age of 27 it is expected that one will have had a street-smart friend or two somewhere along the way to explain that.
like frankpank, for example.
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