30 August 2008
6 august: a revue
"don't trust those guys with that slicked back hair."
"oh, the easy-going days of dating people you knew you'd never have kids with."
"but, really, can one ever have too much blue?"
"you are clearly the most progressive person i know as far as hygiene methods."
"i've been invaded by a molting smurf."
"he's like, '....lexie....it's...phil.'"
"yeah, it's like, 'who are you? who am i?'"
"there's a lot of touching yourself in burlesque."
"that's not tiki, it's tacky."
"so now I have this tiny irrational fear that we're going to be beheaded in johnson city, just because I went there one time by greyhound bus."
"i'm this close to being turned on by my own hair."
"you can take that down, because we bought a rifle."
"such delusions of grandeur. but, really, who doesn't want to be the mother of jesus? who doesn't want to give birth in a barn?"
"you're the kind of woman who needs additional seating."