29 July 2008

5 when the thermometer looks like a tamale, that can't be good.

what will oline be doing this weekend?
developing a close personal relationship with the a/c.


Les Savy Ferd said...

what weathersystem is that? I only ask because lately weather.com has been about as reliable as old yeller with hydrophobia.

oline said...

hmmm. your sources are a lot more optimistic. but then, i like to be pleasantly surprised. wouldn't you rather go to lolla thinking it's 100 and make the delightful discovery it's only 92?

Les Savy Ferd said...

well, i'm only lolling (LOL!) on friday because i haven't seen radiohead in a million years. also the kids go on and on about those raconteurs who should be a real gas.

oline said...

say hi to eugene for me. if i weren't taken, i'd totally run away with him.

Les Savy Ferd said...

how it would play out:

Pirate: (stumbling through crowd of sweaty-sweaty-sweat-sweats) "Hello! Sir! *pant* A word with you, sir! Mister Eugene?"

Eugene: (in motley spandex and gaberdine) "Hullo crazy guy!"

Pirate: "yes, well, it's a pleasure to meet you!"

Eugene: *incomprehensible Ukranian dialect* /offers me clear foul smelling alcohol in a what appears to be an old bottle of windshield wiper fluid.

Pirate: "why thank you, but I will pass. I've come to deliver a message from a dear friend"

Eugene: "Friends are life of blood!" raises 'glass'

Pirate: "Indeed!" *long pause* "well, a good friend of mine wanted me to say hello for her. She's a big fan and..."

Eugene: *adopts disconcerting serious tone and perfect english* "You tell that Oline that she is a dear, a darling, a resplendent creature of brilliance and light."

Pirate: "okay!"

Eugene: *downs rest of foul-smelling alcohol and does a shambly dance across the stage to urinate on, among other things, a large corporate logo and Zack de la Rocha's French Bulldog named 'Missy'.