on friday, i had $10.71 in the bank.
yesterday, i swam the english channel, scaled everest, developed ground-breaking computer technology, wrote the great american novel, won the nobel prize (twice), was awarded the pulitzer, painted a masterpiece, invented an ice cream, and retired with $1.2 million despite being a tax-paying IT/salesperson who had twins and never earned a college degree.
so maybe grad school was a little unnecessary?
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How did you get only one set of twins??? Last time I played that game, I had to get another car to follow me around with all the stupid kids. I ended up with like 8 or 9 of 'em.
there seemed to be a more efficacious use of prophylactics this go-round than in times past.
lemme guess their names.
Phyllo and Guildenstern.
am i right?
i'm right.
oh yeah.
*continues being right*
ah.
i was thinking presley and beaulieu but phyllo and guildenstern will work just as well.
how went the planning of The Thing?
apparently the players of the game of Life take a lot of fertility medication.
the planning of the Thing went splendidly. there was even a dress picking out, which i was sadly not a part of. not sadly in that i wanted to pick/wear a dress, but in that i really want to see it!
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