02 April 2008

3 needled

i'm sending this couple to seattle in july. the butts (seriously). today, in the spirit of doing my job for the butts, i wrote the space needle, soliciting details of their security measures. and i now realize- we live in an age in which it is impossible to inquire after coat checks, security screenings, permissible bag size and the prevention of glass and bottle infiltration without sounding like a terrorist.

3 comments:

Linda said...

What you don't know is, your employers actually ARE terrorists.

oline said...

that explains so much.

s.h.e. said...

especially that xtina chick: a suicide bomber waiting to happen.