26 February 2008

19 delirium


i powered through the plague watching hours and hours and hours of alias. it has left me with a fearful need to dress like a eurotrash tart and kick someone's ass.

19 comments:

Unknown said...

um...please please please

oline said...

but... no no no

Linda said...

don't you pretty much do that anyway?

oline said...

no, i haven't shopped at hot topic in years.

Clark MF Price said...

Wait, wait, wait! Don't you HATE Jennifer Garner?

First, swearing in front of old ladies. Now, watching Alias. Are you a doppelganger?

Les Savy Ferd said...

it's fine, only you are watching the wrong kick-ass diminutive female. Get they ass to a Buffery.

oline said...

cp, i've almost forgiven her. and yes, this is the real oline. a drugged and snotty version, but the real oline nonetheless.

swarlsO, i'm on my way to the buffery.

Linda said...

why does/did oline hate the Garner?

oline said...

in brief, the garner broke up felicity and noel so felicity went and slept with eli, breaking noel's heart and resulting in a long, long 3 and 1/2 years in which felicity dated ben- who had all kinds of anger management issues and was clearly wrong for her- and felicity and noel were never together again- excepting the one time they sexed on the roof- when they so obviously should have been.

as if this weren't bad enough, the garner dated and married and divorced noel in real life.

(i obviously have a difficult time distinguishing people from their fictions.)

Linda said...

I getcha. kind of how I want Jenna Fischer to date John Krasinski.

Meggie said...

Oh my god... I've been watching Alias nonstop for the past two weeks.

Clark Price said...

My sick show was Stargate. That was around 11000 minutes of Stargate! My nerd cred is firmly secure. I never watched sci-fi shows, I definitely went after the big one. I hope you aren't still dying.

oline said...

13 pounds of snot later, i live!

Clark MF Price said...

Gross.
Did I ever mention how much I HATE the word "snot".
I think it is an expletive in the spirit of "absorb" and "moist".

oline said...

that was uncalled for!

snot snot snot.

(and no, you never mentioned that.)

Les Savy Ferd said...

i believe the proper retort would have been:

thats snot called for!

hehe.

(seriously, croftvette and I have watched the first 3 discs of Alias season one and

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oline said...

i don't know what's wrong with you guys. it's not the greatest thing ever but it's certainly not a snoozefest.

Les Savy Ferd said...

well, to be fair, i didn't actually fall asleep, but i couldn't really follow what was going on, something ridiculous about an inventor pre-leonardo discovering cell-phones and digital cameras or something and double-triple backstabbing and my brain just quit out on me.

Unknown said...

Gary Busey molests Jennifer Garner on the red carpet.

While we are on the subject of Jennifer Garner, I thought I would throw some awkward in there.