*courtesy of lindear
Again, this new phrase begs the picture of them.
er, what?(also, i meant to comment on this back when it was post appropriate but i love how you were potentially hipster ironic tee-shirts like 'its hot turn up the AC' but that the potentially ironic people and images are things you actually enjoy and like with complete sincerity. One more reason you are too cool for school)
I can explain in case you'd rather not give photographic evidence (found at any undie wear retail website) but they are little stick 'ems to put on your boobies. Hides the nips. **let the record show that lindear does not own or condone breast petals.**
really? you don't? because i totally took you for a breast petal girl.
that'd be a helluva odd thing to uncover in the heat of the moment. "say, what the hell are those? I didn't know you worked at a strip club?""Naw, thems just my breast petals, silly!"
hmm... i think there's a gag gift in someone's future.
i'm sure you aren't talking about me, what with the dire lack of boobage.
Ok, breast petals are really good for those girls in the tops that don't allow for bras and they aren't big enough to need a bra but constantly have their high beams on. Let the record show, that I do have some somewhere around here along with the fake boobies and the NuBra silicone stick-on boobies.
most disgusting phrase ever 2nd runner-up? "NuBra silicone stick-on boobies"
after that "high beams" reference, i'll never look at my car the same way again.
ah, your car. you and me and casey kasem. and rain. unending, obnoxious rain.
casey kasem got us through that rain. so did phil collins. and wham! glorious, glorious wham!
let the record show that at least one of us here had the nerve and boyish insouciance to giggle over and over at the word boobs.
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