21 September 2007

51 this is why drugs are good


this morning i woke up with no voice.

i subsequently had 5 cups of hot tea.

it is 9.36 a.m.

i feel like i could fly.

51 comments:

Linda said...

five??! oh, you are so going to poop.

oline said...

so i see we're having an Earthy Day.

Clark Price said...

Our shoes...they separate us from the ground!

oline said...

moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Clark MF Price said...

I think that I have been out-quoted. ho hum.

oline said...

aw, you lame! you were supposed to take me up on it so we could have zoolander quote duel like in the days of yore.

Clark MF Price said...

Oh now. Lame? It's on. At least until I go out tonight. It's Bulldog Bash night and I can't disappoint the ladies.
I've never heard of this Mugatu guy. So I guess you can Dere-lick my balls capetan.
I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

Clark MF Price said...

It's a Quote Off!!!

oline said...

oh snap!

Clark MF Price said...

Earth to Caroline!

Do you mind if I call you Caril?

oline said...

listen to your friend billy zane.

Clark MF Price said...

Dammit Caroline! I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor!

oline said...

i friggin' worship you, man!

Clark MF Price said...

eh-huh eh-huh
I think I'm getting the black lung Pop.

Clark MF Price said...

You are supposed to respond with
merMAN!

oline said...

you can read minds???

Clark MF Price said...

I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!!!!

oline said...

magnum.

Clark MF Price said...

I'm not an ambiturner!

oline said...

they're IN the computer.

Clark MF Price said...

But why male models?

oline said...

i felt like "this guy's really hurting me." and it hurt.

Clark MF Price said...

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

oline said...

i'm sorry i was wack.

Clark MF Price said...

I'm sorry, did my work get in the way of your ASS?

oline said...

he's so hot right now.

Clark MF Price said...

What is this? A center for ants?

oline said...

how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Clark MF Price said...

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least, three times bigger than this!

oline said...

they're break-dance fighting!

Clark Price said...

Ex-Squeeze me! Ever heard of hair gel?

oline said...

put a cork in it, zane!

Clark MF Price said...

Who am I?

oline said...

what's the dealio, yo?

Clark MF Price said...

Who do you think you're messing with ese? Don't you know I'm loco!

Les Savy Ferd said...

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.

oline said...

way to join the fray, pirate!

uhhhh... earth to matilda! i was at a day spa. day... d-a-i-y-e.

Les Savy Ferd said...

a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Clark MF Price said...

Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.

oline said...

the results are in amigo. what's left to ponder?

Clark MF Price said...

How about I answer your question with another question? How many abudigimals do you see modeling?

oline said...

for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: der-ek zoo-land-er.

Clark Price said...

God?

oline said...

you is talking loco and i like it!

Clark Price said...

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS!!!!

oline said...

i wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. i was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Clark Price said...

Seriously, do you like, service yourself ten times a day?

oline said...

you gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

Clark Price said...

Whoa! Whoa! easy there! How about a "good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak-fest!"

oline said...

you think you're too cool for school, but i have a newsflash for you walter cronkite... you aren't.

Clark Price said...

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