five??! oh, you are so going to poop.
so i see we're having an Earthy Day.
Our shoes...they separate us from the ground!
moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
I think that I have been out-quoted. ho hum.
aw, you lame! you were supposed to take me up on it so we could have zoolander quote duel like in the days of yore.
Oh now. Lame? It's on. At least until I go out tonight. It's Bulldog Bash night and I can't disappoint the ladies.I've never heard of this Mugatu guy. So I guess you can Dere-lick my balls capetan.I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
It's a Quote Off!!!
Earth to Caroline!Do you mind if I call you Caril?
listen to your friend billy zane.
Dammit Caroline! I'm a coal miner not a professional film and television actor!
i friggin' worship you, man!
eh-huh eh-huhI think I'm getting the black lung Pop.
You are supposed to respond withmerMAN!
you can read minds???
I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!!!!
I'm not an ambiturner!
they're IN the computer.
But why male models?
i felt like "this guy's really hurting me." and it hurt.
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
i'm sorry i was wack.
I'm sorry, did my work get in the way of your ASS?
he's so hot right now.
What is this? A center for ants?
how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least, three times bigger than this!
they're break-dance fighting!
Ex-Squeeze me! Ever heard of hair gel?
put a cork in it, zane!
Who am I?
what's the dealio, yo?
Who do you think you're messing with ese? Don't you know I'm loco!
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
way to join the fray, pirate!uhhhh... earth to matilda! i was at a day spa. day... d-a-i-y-e.
a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
the results are in amigo. what's left to ponder?
How about I answer your question with another question? How many abudigimals do you see modeling?
for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: der-ek zoo-land-er.
you is talking loco and i like it!
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS!!!!
i wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. i was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
Seriously, do you like, service yourself ten times a day?
you gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
Whoa! Whoa! easy there! How about a "good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak-fest!"
you think you're too cool for school, but i have a newsflash for you walter cronkite... you aren't.
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