03 August 2007

8 shockers


(1) bono is looking like brando.

(2) bono is "HOLDING HANDS!" with penelope cruz when he should clearly be recording the next u2 album.

not sure which is more shocking.

8 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

gonna go with the Brando!

oline said...

i swear, if the panama hat becomes his schtick (GW!) during the next tour, i will have to cry. and not in a good way.

Unknown said...

my sources tell me the new u2 album is still being recorded and will be awesome. my sources also tell me bono now prefers to speak with cotton in his mouth and a cat in his lap.

oline said...

firstly, who, pray tell, professor j, are these all-knowing sources?

secondly, i will seriously go huddle in adam clayton's corner and cry big fat crocodile tears of unadulterated sorrow if i am forced to watch a u2 fronted by marlon brandobono.

Unknown said...

a true reporter does not reveal his sources...unless karl rove says it's okay.

oline said...

you and your hidden depths....

Unknown said...

sadly, i feel those depths to be quite shallow. but that doesn't mean it's not fun to splash around.

oline said...

don't you be dissing your depths.