"there are too many people trying to look like individuals here."
"who is that?"
"that's a man man."
"a maph reunion? it's been three years. are we really ready to reunite?"
"can i just say- thank God we're not forever 21."
"i can't begin to tell you how riveted i am to this anna nicole smith business. it's like there was a mystery and then out of nowhere there's a whole new other mystery you didn't see coming and then another and another. it's like the greatest miss marple ever told."
"y'know, we're the only girls going tits out here."
"maybe that's something you have to harness. tits out! a power discoverable only with age."
"there's wayne from the wonder years."
"i'd been wondering where he'd been all these wonderful years."
"i remember being at pitchfork, but all i really remember about pitchfork is being pissed off that people were standing on our blanket."
"the funny thing about this picture is that we're the only ones in it who can legally drink."
"EVANSTON! it's like twenty train stops away. that's practically canada or something! really, how far from the city are we?"
"um... 8 miles."