re: the dread pirate doug-cosbO
he's not a solid black man.
re: the perils of immaculate conception
you wouldn't want to lose your virginity if you're already pregnant.
11 December 2006
28 sex/race
croftie and i went to the art show at the merch mart today. after hours of deep conversating, we arrived at a pair of profound conclusions.
re: the dread pirate doug-cosbO
re: the perils of immaculate conception
re: the dread pirate doug-cosbO
re: the perils of immaculate conception
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nothing says fun like continued abstinence & jell-o pudding pops.
wow. i think you've hit upon the title of my biography.
i think i'm offended but i'm not quite sure why. Also, Oline, for you I have ressurected a blog of sorts. *shameless plug* If you find yourself with a spare 5 please visit:
zombierobotdinosaur.blogspot.com
you'll be glad u did.
I thought writing that lasy comment in Movie Commercial on Teevee announcer guy stylings (you know, the guy who always starts things off with "In a world where...") but i thought the direct approach might work more effectively.
I would like a detailed rport on all the ways I am not a solid black man.
i would give you a detailed account of the ways in which you are not a solid black man were it not for the web of secrecy and lies that has apparently arisen between us. you had a blog to resurrect?! i was aware of a xanga page that died a sad sad death long ago, but you have been secretly penning phrases like "a comic fan's Xanadu" for months whilst i was unawares? for shame, pirate. but the greivousness of this offense is slightly lessened by the fact that only three posts have been involved and i'll forgive you just because now i can say, "party at the pirate's!"
oh, and i love everything about the phrase "the Thunderclap of my Father's Indignation."
well, not to make this a love fest or anything but "perils of immaculate conception" is pretty damn fine verbage in and of itself.
we gogol on friday. huzzah! i think we should don the gypsy garb and go in costume. that would play into your not being a solid man- as gypsys must wear coats of many colours methinks.
At last, a Croftie comments!
I shall add a new title to this list--e.g., the one the DPD came up with last night at the grocery store:
I Think I Made the Meat Man Cry
Genius.
Whoops, it's "Last Night I Broke the Meatman's Heart," which can be found on his very own blog. Which I did not look at before writing the previous comment. Which is just scary.
clearly, the pair of you are of one mind.
YAY for croftie comments. good to know that all i have to do is set people up and then they'll appear!
(And his title is so much better than I remembered!)
We certainly did come up with some fabulous quotes yesterday, my Oh!-'Lighn!
When the Croft comments, she comments with a vengeance!
apparently! you'd better scoot your butt over to JBB and break out the comment party over there too.
everyone remember JBB? that little revolution we've got unfolding with nary a comment?
croftie? what are you doing here?
obviously, pirate, she's being the life of the party.
so not only are the bombshells putting up a front but you and the croft are now in league against me as well? I will not stand for this effrontery. I. will. not. stand.
aw. y'know we heart you, pirate!
grumble.
from the sounds of that grumble, i think someone needs a jell-o pudding pop.
way to write a comment, sleep for a bazillion hours, awake and bring it all right back to the pudding pops!
of course when somebody finally does decide to purchase and share said pudding pops, oh what a joyous event it shall be.
first, we have to find them. i think they're rare. then the LG will have to return and participate. because wouldn't it be rather bad form for the DOC to partake without the party responsible for the cosbOlization of the crofts?
sometimes my own influence shocks even me.
we need to give someone the nickname "pudding pop." that's too fun not to use.
not it! i even held a finger to my nose when i said that. *so* not it.
but- aside from the fact that you're already brimming over with nicknames- you're the most logical one. being the cosbO and all. or maybe croftie's your pudding pop. better?
i'm pretty sure if croftie ever read that you called her my 'pudding pop' she would give you the lips of disapproval of your life.
surely not! because who doesn't love a pudding pop?
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