1. i love bono.*
2. this is the age of stylists.
3. bono's stylist, we have a problem.
second only in hysterical scariness to tommy lee jones' JFK hair, is joe pesci's JFK hair. and as mr. the edge would say: "without joe pesci's JFK hair, there would be no over-processed redish combed-back mullet on the b-man." if only.
* as an eccentric, kindly parental figure, whom one loves but whose antics occasionally provoke embarrassment and shame.