05 February 2020

0 you cannot make this up

last night, two men with their faces covered came into the shop blasting rap on some small device with industrial strength speakers.

the manager told them to turn it the fuck down. they turned it the fuck down.

one of them approached the desk and brandished a pink box, opening it to display a rose gold watch in a dramatic manner more commonly seen on QVC.

i said 'no.'

they turned the music back up and left.


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