0 sofas & the city (part 3)

just looking at me you would probably have  no clue of my historically fraught relationship with sofas. nor that i have murdered two (uno, dos).

and yet, lo, i have birthed:

a circumstance which has given me a greater sense of my mortality and a recognition that, some day soon, my gameness to wholly ignore the instruction "ASSEMBLY REQUIRES TWO ADULTS" may contribute to my downfall.