31 December 2019

0 october: a reuve

the decade is ending, let's clear out the OitC drafts folder...

31 October 2013



'cancun solidified my fuck fish thing.'

'i love how hooters is your starbucks.'

'you look like the wizard of oz, except you're in venice.'

'i'm not even saying you need to go into great detail about the rivulets in its forearms...'

'definitely call him "lord whatever the fuck"...'

'it looks so much like a picture, i can't believe it's thread!'

'the only reason to work out is to attract people to have sex with, but if you work out to the point where you're falling asleep on dates, that doesn't work.'

'you look like ross perot.'


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