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cc @oline_eaton https://t.co/fo9mKykHo7

— Ostorp Gilcrimson 🐙 (@osutein) December 21, 2016

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time https://t.co/SjmJ8ek7bn pic.twitter.com/ntTs6EDGnt

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 21, 2016

@oline_eaton you go by a nickname of your middle name which is even more impressive now that i think about it.

— Ostorp Gilcrimson 🐙 (@osutein) December 21, 2016