27 APRIL 2010
who is being sued for human sex trafficking by an employee he used as a "sex toy."
thus jeopardizing his ownership of a fake new orleans deputy sheriff's badge.
(for the record, jenny mccarthy was not surprised.)
and while all the articles take great pains to mention seagal's "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal," they do not detail it, which exponentially increases my concern for the safety of this panda.