so i'm in a book. and apparently it's been released. kinda not how i imagined being in a book would feel. convenient though that the discovery of this book's release was made whilst i was with another person who's in it so we could celebrate with a cafeteria lunch at the celebrity conference.
also they've changed the title since we all put this forthcoming business on our CVs. here i thought i was searching for authenticity when really it was the real... something i'm quite sure we're doomed to never find.