well, (1) they've changed their website so we no longer get individual pictures and i have to do screenshots, which... well... LAME. thanks, american apparel, for making me do an extra step. (2) there seems to have been a decided step down in variety of costumes. alas and alack! but have no fear: they're as culturally tone deaf as ever.
so you can be a toy soldier. or, if you want to highlight the epidemic of gun violence, dead school girls...
that is if you and your friend are willing to shill out $54 for a skirt and $72 for a button-down...
oh, you're looking for a family oriented costume? why not send your three wives as paintbrushes and your kid as a bucket?
best family christmas card EVAH:
pocahontus meets gold leggings meets don johnson/scott disick meets easy rider toddler meets toto.
god, this lookbook is like madam tussauds! frieda kahlo is like GET ME OUT OF HERE.
and "statue" is all like: but i wanted to be muhammad ali!
riddle me this: which one of these doesn't belong?
so's, because we're old, let's end it with this:
the rayon button up long skirt that falls at a decidedly amish length? $72.00.
the sadie heel that looks like the vintage shoe lorelai gilmore wore to the stars hollow 24-hour dance marathon? $88.00.
i know you were thinking why, yes, that looks like a reasonably priced thing i could pull off for halloween. but, as my dad would say, WRONG-A-DOODLE!