26 March 2013

0 FJ: an open letter to lindsay lohan on the occasion of the last three weeks having been a total trainwreck of stupid


lilo ridic fur
dear lindsay lohan,
i’ve taken an accidental month-long blogging break in large part because there is just too much to take in. what with beiber’s meltdown in london, the DOC/mantel plastic bride/royal bodies smackdown, a piece i’ve been trying to write for months on celeb surgery, and then… THEN… [ominous drums] there is you. there is always you.
personally, i didn’t want to write about you, but then a friend’s mother told me i really needed to engage, so here goes.
li.lo, i can’t even look at you right now. Continue reading 

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