19 February 2013

2 a brief message from the vieve


ohmygodyouguys,

WHERE HAVE I BEEN???

i know that's what you were wondering. i've been telling the oline, yo, i'mma need to speak! The People are waiting! but you know how she is. she was all like, but vieve, all of the recent pictures are just of you lolling about by my old stuffed animals. won't your people be waiting for more than that? um... no, silly oline. my awesome is not contingent upon my surroundings. my people are simply waiting for ME.

so yeah, where have i been? so.many.places. you've not forgotten right? that I AM AN AMERICAN HEIRESS? i've been in the living room and the dining room and the music room and the kitchen. up in the attic and even out in the yard.

what have i been doing? well, y'know. being awesome. some lazing, some dancing, some rollin' on the flo.

question: are you surprised that i talk like the love child of barney stinson and kanye west?

oooooooooo, TREATS!

gotta go, gotta go.

love you bitches,
the vieve.

2 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

LOVE YOU TOO, THE VIEVE.

oline said...

i'm sure she would respond if she weren't so busy eating cheese and loaves of bread :)