31 December 2012

0 december: a (pathetically abbreviated) revue

"my wills and kate ideas tend to a bit of a cross between a preteen novel and a soap opera."

"puking is a private matter. and knowing that one of the treatments for this is suppositories is even more dreadful. things going up the arse should never be shared. arse matters are private matters."

"he should freak out, he will lose his sex appeal. some men can pull off the bald look, he is not one of them."

"we are really bad at something stupid people are famous for."

"they've just got crazy food and wacky teeth."

"ah, memphica. how i miss thy saucy meat."

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