26 July 2012

6 sample dialogue


lindear: Sparkles?

oline: robert pattison's tabloid nickname

lindear: I do not understand this at all.

oline: ha this is my your ehghhredard girl. he plays a vampire in twilight and when vampires get in sun they sparkle like diamonds. evidence attached.


lindear: When vampires get in the sun, they look like a Lisa Frank illustration???! AND.  it is Ermahgerd.   As in “Oh my god”    phf.

oline: yes. twilight is like the trapper keepers of our childhood come to life. and you needed to EXPLAIN, barnett. no way am i gonna get "oh my god" out of "ermahgerd" by myself.


ps. the 90s were so weird and it will likely come as no surprise that i had a folder emblazoned with the last one...










6 comments:

Linda said...

My google image search history at work from the past two days is going to turn up a lot of weird things. all of them having to do with stupid internet memes, or 90's pop culture.

Fortunately, this makes total sense at my job... at an insurance company... no.

oline said...

seriously. how were we not on drugs with all that lisa frank stuff? i feel a little high just looking at it!

Linda said...

yeah... why did the whales have unicorn horns for noses??

oline said...

why are they in the atmosphere?

Les Savy Ferd said...

http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate

oline said...

i still don't get it, but that was ERNERMAHSLER HERLPFERL