Addendum, article 1. And if you are a member of a mixed party of 5 or more persons hailing a cab, it is only polite to elect to sit on the lap of a man who is closest to you in terms of weight class, income bracket and hygiene proficiency. If all else fails, the man wearing the least tight trousers should suffice.
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Addendum, article 1. And if you are a member of a mixed party of 5 or more persons hailing a cab, it is only polite to elect to sit on the lap of a man who is closest to you in terms of weight class, income bracket and hygiene proficiency. If all else fails, the man wearing the least tight trousers should suffice.
um... that comment may be my favorite thing EVER.
we.are.old.
Le sigh.
desperate measures. maybe that should be the title of our book of wantonry...
Agreed : )
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