If that happens, my new goal in life is to be The Girl Who Was Also There.
well yeah. i mean, there are pictures. also, this is a book about prostitution and white slavery. is it maybe wrongish that its chapter titles (again, excepting 13) read like my ideal life?and i SO want ermine.
Um, yeah, you left out that important bit of context, there. At the very least, I thought perhaps it was a bad romance anthology, you know, like a forerunner of Harlequin or something.
but you have killed. The couch, remember?
YES. dear pirate, please write my biography. so the cover copy will read: "OLINE EATON: STRUMPET OF TODAY, the exciting latest by dOugO pirate riggs, author of EVIL MAN SMELLS BABY STABS SNOWMAN." i bet sensei would arrange a panel to discuss the unexpectedness of that.
"Expected Careers afterMAPH: humanities administration, soul crushing tedium, adjunct professoring, prostitution, and couch-killing strumpetry."
best. panel. ever.
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