06 December 2011

6 as usual, salient points





"I hate that you dragged Tiny Tim into this. I know I agreed to it, but I’m just having serious problems wrapping my head around fucking him, but you CANNOT KILL TINY TIM. I mean, you definitely cannot kill Santa, though. But marrying Santa would mean being Mrs. Claus. [...] You’d have to be a sexy Halloween costume forever! [...] Meanwhile, marrying Tiny Tim would mean a life of extravagant, Victorian misery."

6 comments:

mak said...

See, and here I have a different issue: I hate It's a Wonderful Life , but still love Jimmy Stewart. What is a girl to do?

mak said...

Ooh, ooh, can I turn George Bailey into Mr. Smith and we go to Washington instead??

oline said...

i think there's a lot of room for negotiation here. it is unfortunate that george bailey is the only even remotely fuckable one. it does, however, bring up the fact that i always wanted to be in a girl-band named zuzu's petals.

Osutein said...

A life of extravagant, Victorian misery seems to be the dream of the vast majority of Steampunk adherents and "Newsie" fans.

oline said...

quoted.

mak said...

I'm trying hard to make the requisite "seize the day" joke here and I'm failing miserably.