13 October 2011

5 the napkin

approximately one year and eleven days ago, frankpank and i saddled up to the bar of the whistler with champagne cocktails and committed to a napkin the names of the male celebrities with whom we would most have to have sex.

after, the napkin was given to me for safe-keeping and was promptly lost until, in moving the pile of very important papers kept on the floor approximately six inches from the litter box away from the litter box, it was unearthed.

voilà.


5 comments:

Linda said...

Please talk about why Christian Bale and Ryan Reynolds got cut. And 'splain the +1...

oline said...

excellent questions all. though i've no idea about CB and RR. i am, however, pretty sure that the +1 was zac efron and frankpank just couldn't remember his name.

Linda said...

Oh, I had thought maybe Ed Westwick's inclusion was contingent on a threesome. And I was all, damn, FrankPank is strict!

oline said...

well, yeah. frankpank's super strict about who can have threesomes.

The Whiffer said...

Adam Clayton! Interesting