you totally should've seen bubba ho-tep by now. otherwise, how are you going to know that you love low-budget horror films and possess a latent undying affection for bruce campbell?
for those of you, like me, who feel everything must be justified through the lens of learning, bubba ho-tep teaches us so much. about egyptian history. about mummies. about how elvis totally faked his own death and about the conspiracy to keep jfk alive by dying him black and putting him in a nursing home.
bruce campbell! elvis! black jfk! mummies! watch!