12 August 2011

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11. I understand the attraction of Monica Lewinsky.

19. Every guy should know how to make cookies.

23. That pants-below-the-ass look seems like it would make it harder to run from the police.

64. Ikea isn’t that great.

65. Not all bacon is good.

67. Liking Judy Garland doesn’t make you gay.

76. Money won’t make you happy, but it makes the hooker leave.

80. If I had more money than I knew what to do with, I’d use the word “luncheon” less ironically.

92. Kids will let a lot of shit slide if you keep your word.

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