11 August 2011
6 it puts the lotion on
k.clen and i are living it up tonight on a yacht at a cheeky event. with great care, we have coordinated our outfits so they don't clash and we don't have to spend the evening on opposite ends of the boat.
i'm feeling very good about all of this until i get to work and immediately squeeze a vial of lotion too hard so that it shatters, shooting white cream all over the front of my dress, into my hair and on my face.
i look like monica lewinsky.
these are the options: (1) buy a new dress over lunch, (2) look as though i was doling out sexual favors all afternoon.
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